Anonymous asked: Your Grace. *Bows head* Do you have any idea where I might get some milk of the poppy and wine for cheap? Peasant life is worse than a poor whore's cunt hair.
Why should I care for a peasant’s needs. I’m sure you will just steal some anyway.
askmyrcella asked: Why did you refuse to marry your heir to my mother ? Both of you and him would probably be still alive now.
You would probably not be here today child had I done that. You should be thanking me.
Why should I feel guilty? I was not the one who killed her. Speak to Gregor Clegane if you wish to know about their deaths.
You knighted him, you bloody old fool.
So how do you like your Ser Clegane? Gallant enough for you?
In my experience not all knights are gallant, Dog. He seemed most suitable due to his size and strength, I see now that this was a mistake on my part. But I will not be held accountable for their deaths.
Anonymous asked: Do you feel guilty about what happened to Elia and her children ?
Why should I feel guilty? I was not the one who killed her. Speak to Gregor Clegane if you wish to know about their deaths.
Anonymous asked: What did you feel when the Kingslayer stabbed you ?
Pain. Momentarily anyway. The cold steel plunging through my skin. Slight shame that I could be killed by a young boy. And then nothing.
What do you think I felt?
Anonymous asked: Good morning, Your Grace. How would you like to go to a tourney at Harrenhal this weekend?
That sounds like a wonderful idea grey face. I didn’t frequent tourneys much before my death, maybe it would be a good way to spend my current life.
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite place in the seven kingdoms?
My castle was always my favourite place to be. King’s Landing does have a certain charm to it.
Anonymous asked: huh
Pardon?
Anonymous asked: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?
I have servants who can answer your culinary related questions.
Anonymous asked: Wait, wait. I thought you were mad! You don't seem mad at all
Lies and tales spread by my enemies. I had their tongues for it though. However I could not control what was said after my death.
Anonymous asked: (from askdragonqueen) Hello, Father...
Daughter! I trust you are well?
Well, there was that period of time when I was dead. But like yourself, I have returned.
And how has my favourite child been?
askrhaegar-deactivated20111020 asked: Hey, dad.
Son? Is it truly you?
Anonymous asked: (Do you have a job?)
Since the position of King is currently occupied. No.
((I teach drama classes and occasionally lead tours at a National Trust property, but I’m still at school))
